Lmao somebody threw a dildo on the field after that Bengals TD and CBS thought it was a flag.

I apologize for this tweet and want to properly acknowledge that I was wrong. I judged based off evidence reported and could have waited for further evidence to come out, like it did today.

Canada has ZERO gold medals lol

Baby Gronk becoming an actual 5-star recruit is the funniest outcome.

wtf is happening in the UK man t.co/kV9jexyDYr

If you need a laugh, read this tweet and then look up Notre Dame’s 2026 schedule. (Spoiler: it’s pathetic)

Just thought about Cam Skattebo handling his finances and laughed. This man is going for broke.

wtf is this man. Are the people on a conveyor belt?!?

I have texted all my coworkers who voted for Zohran to send me a photo of their A/C set to 78.

This is actually the deli across the street from our office. Went into it when we first moved in 2019 with decent expectations. An NYC bodega! Right across from the office! How bad could it be? Worst sandwich of my life. Was the closest I've been to a Fyre Fest level of sandwich. I haven't been since.

Nothing is more American than traveling to an away game with the fellas and enjoying some local HS football the night before. There’s literal laws that protect the sanctity of this so the NFL doesn’t start putting games on Friday nights (they would’ve by now). Nothing odd about this.

Disaster.

“Specialized medical treatment in Europe” We know what that means.