I’m dipping stix you’ve never heard of into crazy sauce you can’t comprehend

it’s our birthday 🎉

bring back ________.

u can’t spell pizza! pizza! without two large 1-topping pizzas for $4.99 each

˙uoos noʎ ǝǝS ˙ʇsǝʇ ǝɥʇ pǝssɐd noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI

hard to swallow pill: little caesars still goes hard

Tell us about a time Little Caesars was there for u ⬇️

it’s a scary time when a “personal” pizza costs more than your large 1-topping pizzas for $4.99 each

happy Super Bowl, say it back

We’re very impressed with your screen time. You deserve a pizza.

you don’t need a boyfriend. you need Detroit Style Slices-N-Stix and a nap

mentally I’m in the 90s on a friday with a box of pizza

quitting my job so i can focus on Little Caesars

does pumpkin belong on pizza? y/n