Are they at the same game?

We can literally bet our 401Ks on a parlay (combo). What a world.

FanDuel is a book dumbass

The passion

One rule for today. Whether we watch College Basketball or not, we bet on every game. Out of respect for the kids. Can't have them out there playing for nothing. Be somebody.

Most 401Ks return an average of 5-8% per YEAR. You could return 500% TODAY by putting your entire balance on a +500 bet for tonight’s Super Bowl. Be somebody.

Buddy, you still have $200 left. This story isn't over. In fact, it sounds like this story is just starting. Great spot to be in.

Which park is this not a home run? Yellowstone?

That's called dedication

This is the last game ever for a lot of the kids playing basketball in the NCAA tournament today. No more early morning workouts, afternoon skills sessions or late night practices. It's just over. Has to be a tough pill to swallow. The least we can do is bet on them.

Let's see the Bam 60+ tickets

Holy shit

No NBA. No NHL. This is where we see how versatile we can be as gamblers. Believe in yourselves.

Gambling isn't your problem. Being bad at it is your problem. Lock in.

People go to work every day for 30+ years and never accumulate a million dollars. We could do it today if 8 guys hit a home run. Doesn't even feel fair.

Back against wall. Couldn't imagine a better spot to be in heading into dinger season.