Major trip of hitting your late 20s/early 30s is seeing someone with the director/VP title, thinking they're much older than you, then realizing they're your age, and ur like damn they really did that corporate grind fr fr

My July advice: • France vs. Spain: FRANCE • England vs. Argentina: ENGLAND • World Cup winner: ENGLAND • Will the British empire make a comeback?: YES • First territory reclaimed? INDIA • New King? STEVEN BARTLETT • New India PM? JAY SHETTY • Return of the caste system? YES

“Head of Partnerships” at every high growth fintech: > he is a very handsome 38 year old white guy that got his MBA at kellogg > went straight from Deloitte to startups (???) > he manages the partnership with Visa or some shit > he joins calls and says things like “let’s think long term” > doesn’t touch a single spreadsheet or deck > is actually a pretty nice guy > he gets laid off in 7 months

Hey wanna go to the Claude x Pop Up Bagels x Kalshi event this Saturday it’s only a 90 minute wait

@matt_feroz Satire 🙂😂

Joining a “rocketship” company usually goes like this: > you joined one month after they raise a big round > you think you have finally found your best job ever > they hire 500 clones of you doing the same job > you realize things are extremely inefficient here > you tell yourself you will make the things efficient and become “Head of” the things > you don’t become “Head of” the things > they hire “Head of” the things externally > that guy is the most insufferable jerk you’ve ever seen, fresh out of a divorce, addicted to posting on LinkedIn > you’ve been here only seven months so it’s too early to go look for a new job > none of your dreams come true at this company and you tell yourself “ let me finish two years here” > you throw in the towel at 16 months because you fully hate yourself

Transplants in NYC are so annoying. Most of them contribute next to nothing to this city, but want to claim being a New Yorker just for the clout. My grandparents moved to Brooklyn from San Francisco in the early 2020s. Grandpa wanted improved dating odds. Grandma wanted to live “Sex in the City” IRL. They spent every weekend rotating between housewarmings, birthdays, and EDM shows in Williamsburg. They moved right back to the Bay Area. They birthed and raised 3 generations of Los Altos residents. They both proudly claim to be from NYC!

@Escanor7_ Still posting!

making fun of the classic NYC intern bars is funny til u realize OP is pushing 40